Argon Tuldon
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 23, 2016 18:50:56 GMT -8
"I got a bit of time, just a bit though“ he takes a seat and continues "Why is Pate in charge any way?“ "Becauthe he ith crathy. He killed hith father and took the title of bandit king of the wethtwoodth. The people rethpect that title, jutht like how your people rethpect the king in Thtormden... well motht of your people." Shitter tenses up as he says your. "Itth obviouth you arent like uth.." he grins, "But thatth okay, I can keep a thecret. Why'd you come here." "To end a crazy man's rule because another crazy man wants me to.“ he chuckles a little and sips the mead. "You make sure you keep that a secret I'll make sure to get a bit of gold your way"
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Post by DM on Jul 23, 2016 19:48:38 GMT -8
"Becauthe he ith crathy. He killed hith father and took the title of bandit king of the wethtwoodth. The people rethpect that title, jutht like how your people rethpect the king in Thtormden... well motht of your people." Shitter tenses up as he says your. "Itth obviouth you arent like uth.." he grins, "But thatth okay, I can keep a thecret. Why'd you come here." "To end a crazy man's rule because another crazy man wants me to.“ he chuckles a little and sips the mead. "You make sure you keep that a secret I'll make sure to get a bit of gold your way" He looks up from his pipe, "Thay.... if you're depothing Pate, you know killing him would make you the new Bandit-King of the wethtwoodth."
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Argon Tuldon
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 23, 2016 19:54:48 GMT -8
"To end a crazy man's rule because another crazy man wants me to.“ he chuckles a little and sips the mead. "You make sure you keep that a secret I'll make sure to get a bit of gold your way" He looks up from his pipe, "Thay.... if you're depothing Pate, you know killing him would make you the new Bandit-King of the wethtwoodth." “Well I'm not too fond of leading a small army of rapers, murderers and other assorted brigands of the wood" he looks to Shitter and Snake, “Either of you wish for that title?"
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Post by DM on Jul 23, 2016 21:52:37 GMT -8
He looks up from his pipe, "Thay.... if you're depothing Pate, you know killing him would make you the new Bandit-King of the wethtwoodth." “Well I'm not too fond of leading a small army of rapers, murderers and other assorted brigands of the wood" he looks to Shitter and Snake, “Either of you wish for that title?" Snake shakes his head, "Doethn't thound like my cup of tea, to be honetht." Shitter clears his throat,"I ain' much o' a leader, that's why I'm followin' ye,"
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Argon Tuldon
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 23, 2016 22:17:03 GMT -8
“Well I'm not too fond of leading a small army of rapers, murderers and other assorted brigands of the wood" he looks to Shitter and Snake, “Either of you wish for that title?" Snake shakes his head, "Doethn't thound like my cup of tea, to be honetht." Shitter clears his throat,"I ain' much o' a leader, that's why I'm followin' ye," “Well I suppose there's a time for anything" he stands up and looks at Snake “You wouldn't happen to know where the tavern and a greatsword is would ya?"
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Post by DM on Jul 25, 2016 15:14:14 GMT -8
Snake shakes his head, "Doethn't thound like my cup of tea, to be honetht." Shitter clears his throat,"I ain' much o' a leader, that's why I'm followin' ye," “Well I suppose there's a time for anything" he stands up and looks at Snake “You wouldn't happen to know where the tavern and a greatsword is would ya?" "If you want a great-thword then kill thomeone and take it. Thath the way it workth around here." he points to a building down the road, with a corpse hanging from the rafters, "That would be the tavern, but like I thaid, Pate ith in there with all hith goonth, betht not to pick a fight there."
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 25, 2016 20:36:07 GMT -8
“Well I suppose there's a time for anything" he stands up and looks at Snake “You wouldn't happen to know where the tavern and a greatsword is would ya?" "If you want a great-thword then kill thomeone and take it. Thath the way it workth around here." he points to a building down the road, with a corpse hanging from the rafters, "That would be the tavern, but like I thaid, Pate ith in there with all hith goonth, betht not to pick a fight there." “Weapon first I suppose" he stands up and looks at Snake, “I trust you'll keep quiet about this?" He waits for his answer while looking around for anyone with a two-handed weapon that isn't a pole-arm.
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Post by DM on Jul 25, 2016 20:40:51 GMT -8
"If you want a great-thword then kill thomeone and take it. Thath the way it workth around here." he points to a building down the road, with a corpse hanging from the rafters, "That would be the tavern, but like I thaid, Pate ith in there with all hith goonth, betht not to pick a fight there." “Weapon first I suppose" he stands up and looks at Snake, “I trust you'll keep quiet about this?" He waits for his answer while looking around for anyone with a two-handed weapon that isn't a pole-arm. "If thtay quiet. I want to help though, I'm not a fan of Pate, he liketh to make fun of my lithp. I thay we cut out hith tongue before we kill him, eh?" he chuckles. Argon sees a huge man with a big braided beard walking past, on his back his a huge steel greatsword, with etchings up the blade.
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 25, 2016 20:49:20 GMT -8
“Weapon first I suppose" he stands up and looks at Snake, “I trust you'll keep quiet about this?" He waits for his answer while looking around for anyone with a two-handed weapon that isn't a pole-arm. "If thtay quiet. I want to help though, I'm not a fan of Pate, he liketh to make fun of my lithp. I thay we cut out hith tongue before we kill him, eh?" he chuckles. Argon sees a huge man with a big braided beard walking past, on his back his a huge steel greatsword, with etchings up the blade. He smiles and nods at Snake “I'll see what I can do." He motions for shitter to follow, getting behind the man and drawing his swords and his axe trying to stab him in the spine.
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Post by DM on Jul 25, 2016 20:55:56 GMT -8
"If thtay quiet. I want to help though, I'm not a fan of Pate, he liketh to make fun of my lithp. I thay we cut out hith tongue before we kill him, eh?" he chuckles. Argon sees a huge man with a big braided beard walking past, on his back his a huge steel greatsword, with etchings up the blade. He smiles and nods at Snake “I'll see what I can do." He motions for shitter to follow, getting behind the man and drawing his swords and his axe trying to stab him in the spine. The man is walking down the street minding his own business when he hears Argon walking up, "Howdy frien-" he starts to say when the sword rips through his spine, and out the front of his torso. He coughs, "Why....." and drops to his knees. Blood pours out into the dirt and he falls forward on his face, dead. Snake jumps off his box and starts clapping his hands, "Thath how ith done around here!"
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 25, 2016 21:01:23 GMT -8
He smiles and nods at Snake “I'll see what I can do." He motions for shitter to follow, getting behind the man and drawing his swords and his axe trying to stab him in the spine. The man is walking down the street minding his own business when he hears Argon walking up, "Howdy frien-" he starts to say when the sword rips through his spine, and out the front of his torso. He coughs, "Why....." and drops to his knees. Blood pours out into the dirt and he falls forward on his face, dead. Snake jumps off his box and starts clapping his hands, "Thath how ith done around here!" “That felt wrong." He shakes his head a bit, he looks at Snake. “Come get me when Pate has less goons preferably five or less." He moves out into the town with the Great-sword to look around.
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Post by DM on Jul 25, 2016 21:04:41 GMT -8
The man is walking down the street minding his own business when he hears Argon walking up, "Howdy frien-" he starts to say when the sword rips through his spine, and out the front of his torso. He coughs, "Why....." and drops to his knees. Blood pours out into the dirt and he falls forward on his face, dead. Snake jumps off his box and starts clapping his hands, "Thath how ith done around here!" “That felt wrong." He shakes his head a bit, he looks at Snake. “Come get me when Pate has less goons preferably five or less." He moves out into the town with the Great-sword to look around. Snake sits up, "I've an idea!" he smiles, "Challenge him to a duel?" Shitter nods, "That bastard won't turn down a duel."
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 25, 2016 21:08:56 GMT -8
“That felt wrong." He shakes his head a bit, he looks at Snake. “Come get me when Pate has less goons preferably five or less." He moves out into the town with the Great-sword to look around. Snake sits up, "I've an idea!" he smiles, "Challenge him to a duel?" Shitter nods, "That bastard won't turn down a duel." “Back in my day bandits didn't even have that much honor" he shakes his head with a chuckle, “So how'd I go about challenging the blue bearded bitch?"
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Post by DM on Jul 25, 2016 21:17:52 GMT -8
Snake sits up, "I've an idea!" he smiles, "Challenge him to a duel?" Shitter nods, "That bastard won't turn down a duel." “Back in my day bandits didn't even have that much honor" he shakes his head with a chuckle, “So how'd I go about challenging the blue bearded bitch?" "I would thuggetht going in and thaying 'Pate Blue-Beard! I challenge you to a duel!' or thomething like that?" Snake says. Shitter nods, "Either he accepts an' ye kill 'em, or he denies an' he kills us all, but at least we'll go down fighting!" he says
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 25, 2016 21:26:15 GMT -8
“Back in my day bandits didn't even have that much honor" he shakes his head with a chuckle, “So how'd I go about challenging the blue bearded bitch?" "I would thuggetht going in and thaying 'Pate Blue-Beard! I challenge you to a duel!' or thomething like that?" Snake says. Shitter nods, "Either he accepts an' ye kill 'em, or he denies an' he kills us all, but at least we'll go down fighting!" he says He sighs and mutters “I kinda just wanted to go home, but alright." He walks to the tavern.
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