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Post by DM on Jul 10, 2016 23:35:56 GMT -8
He stealthily moves to the camp and sees two men sitting around a fire, roasting a rabbit on a spit. ".....and then she begged me, 'oh please sir don't hurt me, i'll do anythin'.'" a voice roars, "an' i said to her, 'you're damn right you'll do anythin' ya bitch.'" then both men begin to laugh. The second man speaks up, "Did I tell ya about the nobleman we hanged?" the first man shakes his head and bites into a rabbit leg, "It was fuckin' great, Robert Perk 'is name was I fink. Son o' the lord there. We threw rocks at 'im and he kep' kickin' like he was gonna escape or somethin'." both of them laugh again. He looks at the camp to see if it has signs of other people. Patiently Argon waits, a third man comes from the bushes. "I just 'ad the biggest shit, lads. Scared a momma bear away with the sound of it I did." he boasts and takes a seat. "Shut up, nobody gives a shit." the raper says, "Well I did!" the shitter says with a chuckle, the hanger speaks up, "Both of you shut up, I'm trying to enjoy this rabbit, I don't need to 'ear about your shit." the shitter stands up and says, "AYE! WELL YOU'RE GOIN' TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYWAYS!" they all three laugh and the shitter sits back down, "Give me some o' that rabbit lad." the shitter says, "No, get you're own... or better yet why not go eat that shit you're so fond of." the raper says. "I want some rabbit, I'm starvin'." the shitter replies, "We hunted it fair and square." the hanger says. The shitter stands, holding a waraxe , "Am I goin' to have to take that fuckin' rabbit from ya?!" he says angrily. The raper stands up, holding the hilt of his sword, "Maybe you will old man? You think you have the balls?" the hanger stands up as well, reaching for an axe leaning against the log he is sitting on. Argon can sit and watch, flee or try and interven.
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 10, 2016 23:41:39 GMT -8
He looks at the camp to see if it has signs of other people. Patiently Argon waits, a third man comes from the bushes. "I just 'ad the biggest shit, lads. Scared a momma bear away with the sound of it I did." he boasts and takes a seat. "Shut up, nobody gives a shit." the raper says, "Well I did!" the shitter says with a chuckle, the hanger speaks up, "Both of you shut up, I'm trying to enjoy this rabbit, I don't need to 'ear about your shit." the shitter stands up and says, "AYE! WELL YOU'RE GOIN' TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYWAYS!" they all three laugh and the shitter sits back down, "Give me some o' that rabbit lad." the shitter says, "No, get you're own... or better yet why not go eat that shit you're so fond of." the raper says. "I want some rabbit, I'm starvin'." the shitter replies, "We hunted it fair and square." the hanger says. The shitter stands, holding a waraxe , "Am I goin' to have to take that fuckin' rabbit from ya?!" he says angrily. The raper stands up, holding the hilt of his sword, "Maybe you will old man? You think you have the balls?" the hanger stands up as well, reaching for an axe leaning against the log he is sitting on. Argon can sit and watch, flee or try and interven. He sits quietly watching the scene unfold but keeping the woodaxe ready.
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Post by DM on Jul 10, 2016 23:55:02 GMT -8
Patiently Argon waits, a third man comes from the bushes. "I just 'ad the biggest shit, lads. Scared a momma bear away with the sound of it I did." he boasts and takes a seat. "Shut up, nobody gives a shit." the raper says, "Well I did!" the shitter says with a chuckle, the hanger speaks up, "Both of you shut up, I'm trying to enjoy this rabbit, I don't need to 'ear about your shit." the shitter stands up and says, "AYE! WELL YOU'RE GOIN' TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYWAYS!" they all three laugh and the shitter sits back down, "Give me some o' that rabbit lad." the shitter says, "No, get you're own... or better yet why not go eat that shit you're so fond of." the raper says. "I want some rabbit, I'm starvin'." the shitter replies, "We hunted it fair and square." the hanger says. The shitter stands, holding a waraxe , "Am I goin' to have to take that fuckin' rabbit from ya?!" he says angrily. The raper stands up, holding the hilt of his sword, "Maybe you will old man? You think you have the balls?" the hanger stands up as well, reaching for an axe leaning against the log he is sitting on. Argon can sit and watch, flee or try and interven. He sits quietly watching the scene unfold but keeping the woodaxe ready. The shitter looks from the raper back to the hanger, "You fucker's want to dance, do ya?" he says, He steps towards the hanger and they both step towards him, he kicks the spit at the hanger and then turns and buries his axe in the neck of the raper. With a gargling cough the raper dies. The hanger steps backwards away from the spit and trips over the log. The shitter grabs him by his head and smashes it against the log repeatedly until all that's left is a mutilated brain salad. The shitter shakes his head, "I just wanted some rabbit..." he mutters under his breath. He grabs a rabbit leg out of the dirt and takes a seat on the log, his front facing Argon's direction. He takes a bite out of the rabbit and laughs, "This rabbit is to die for." he looks around and sees noone is alive to enjoy his joke and then shrugs and goes back to eating.
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 11, 2016 0:01:15 GMT -8
He sits quietly watching the scene unfold but keeping the woodaxe ready. The shitter looks from the raper back to the hanger, "You fucker's want to dance, do ya?" he says, He steps towards the hanger and they both step towards him, he kicks the spit at the hanger and then turns and buries his axe in the neck of the raper. With a gargling cough the raper dies. The hanger steps backwards away from the spit and trips over the log. The shitter grabs him by his head and smashes it against the log repeatedly until all that's left is a mutilated brain salad. The shitter shakes his head, "I just wanted some rabbit..." he mutters under his breath. He grabs a rabbit leg out of the dirt and takes a seat on the log, his front facing Argon's direction. He takes a bite out of the rabbit and laughs, "This rabbit is to die for." he looks around and sees noone is alive to enjoy his joke and then shrugs and goes back to eating. He waits for the shitter to look down at his food and then closes in with the axe ready for a side swing.
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Post by DM on Jul 11, 2016 0:03:41 GMT -8
The shitter looks from the raper back to the hanger, "You fucker's want to dance, do ya?" he says, He steps towards the hanger and they both step towards him, he kicks the spit at the hanger and then turns and buries his axe in the neck of the raper. With a gargling cough the raper dies. The hanger steps backwards away from the spit and trips over the log. The shitter grabs him by his head and smashes it against the log repeatedly until all that's left is a mutilated brain salad. The shitter shakes his head, "I just wanted some rabbit..." he mutters under his breath. He grabs a rabbit leg out of the dirt and takes a seat on the log, his front facing Argon's direction. He takes a bite out of the rabbit and laughs, "This rabbit is to die for." he looks around and sees noone is alive to enjoy his joke and then shrugs and goes back to eating. He waits for the shitter to look down at his food and then closes in with the axe ready for a side swing. As he steps out the shitter looks up at him, "Hope you're choppin wood with that axe friend." he laughs, "You want some rabbit? I share unlike my late traveling companions here." he gestures over to the knocked over spit with a piece of rabbit still attached.
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 11, 2016 0:11:51 GMT -8
He waits for the shitter to look down at his food and then closes in with the axe ready for a side swing. As he steps out the shitter looks up at him, "Hope you're choppin wood with that axe friend." he laughs, "You want some rabbit? I share unlike my late traveling companions here." he gestures over to the knocked over spit with a piece of rabbit still attached. He looks at him for a second then takes a seat across from while grabbing some rabbit and keeping axe in hand. After a moment he says "You wouldn't happen to know any stories would ya" He takes a bite “I sort of collect them."
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Post by DM on Jul 11, 2016 0:19:57 GMT -8
As he steps out the shitter looks up at him, "Hope you're choppin wood with that axe friend." he laughs, "You want some rabbit? I share unlike my late traveling companions here." he gestures over to the knocked over spit with a piece of rabbit still attached. He looks at him for a second then takes a seat across from while grabbing some rabbit. After a moment he says "You wouldn't happen to know any stories would ya" He takes a bite “I sort of collect them." He grins from ear to ear, he wears an odd leather cap and has a big gray beard covered with rabbit juices. "I've got lot's of stories lad. I'm an old soldier ya see, now I live out here in the woods, I run into bandits and brigands and rapers like the fella that you're steppin' in." Argon looks at his bare foot and sees that it's sitting in a pile of brain. He laughs heartily, "I'll tell ya what, you tell me a story, and i'll trade ya a story of me own."
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 11, 2016 0:37:47 GMT -8
He looks at him for a second then takes a seat across from while grabbing some rabbit. After a moment he says "You wouldn't happen to know any stories would ya" He takes a bite “I sort of collect them." He grins from ear to ear, he wears an odd leather cap and has a big gray beard covered with rabbit juices. "I've got lot's of stories lad. I'm an old soldier ya see, now I live out here in the woods, I run into bandits and brigands and rapers like the fella that you're steppin' in." Argon looks at his bare foot and sees that it's sitting in a pile of brain. He laughs heartily, "I'll tell ya what, you tell me a story, and i'll trade ya a story of me own." He grins and says “You got a deal but just a second" He takes the boots of one of the dead men putting them on his feet and then placing the sword in his belt. Sitting back down he begins, "This is a little tale from my old job, So I served as a guard in the Stonelands and one day this overly pompous bastard visits the castle on some political reason and is staying awhile. This guy never treated me and my fellow gaurdsmen with respect so we decided to play a little prank it started off with us moving things around in his room while he was asleep he noticed and complained and we gave a story of a ghost after that he seemed a little scared but not enough for me and my lads then we started writing things in his room like leave this place and things like that, that scared the hell out of him but on the final night we all carried him out on his mattress into the snowy courtyard. We never saw that ass of a man at our castle again"
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Post by DM on Jul 11, 2016 1:00:04 GMT -8
He grins from ear to ear, he wears an odd leather cap and has a big gray beard covered with rabbit juices. "I've got lot's of stories lad. I'm an old soldier ya see, now I live out here in the woods, I run into bandits and brigands and rapers like the fella that you're steppin' in." Argon looks at his bare foot and sees that it's sitting in a pile of brain. He laughs heartily, "I'll tell ya what, you tell me a story, and i'll trade ya a story of me own." He grins and says “You got a deal but just a second" He takes the boots of one of the dead men putting them on his feet and then placing the sword in his belt. Sitting back down he begins, "This is a little tale from my old job, So I served as a guard in the Stonelands and one day this overly pompous bastard visits the castle on some political reason and is staying awhile. This guy never treated me and my fellow gaurdsmen with respect so we decided to play a little prank it started off with us moving things around in his room while he was asleep he noticed and complained and we gave a story of a ghost after that he seemed a little scared but not enough for me and my lads then we started writing things in his room like leave this place and things like that, that scared the hell out of him but on the final night we all carried him out on his mattress into the snowy courtyard. We never saw that ass of a man at our castle again" Shitter busts out laughing, his belly shaking violently with every laugh. "Thass a goodin lad!" he strokes his beard, "Hmmm.... AH! I've got it. I'll tell ya about the time I fucked the queen, mind you this was about 40 years back, when she was still alive an' all, I ain't no grave robber! Not yet anyways!" he chuckles, "Anyways, I was a wee lad, squiring for some stick up the ass knight, ironically he died in battle by taking a spear up the ass." he laughs again, "But, this was before that unfortunate bit o' business. I was squiring for him and he was in a tourney, jousting i think it was. Well I was fixin' a dent in his breast plate when I see the queen walkin' by, guess she was tired her somethin' didn' wanna see the joust no more. So the good squire I am I go and fill up a cup o' wine and take it to her, I say "For you my lady" or somethin' along those lines and she tells me "you're a handsome young man aren't ya." I get excited because, well iss the queen, so things happen, as they do, and i ended up getting caught by the king. He tries to execute me, but apparantly I was so good in the sack, the queen pardoned me. Well I get banned from Stormend, and I think this whole things over right? Wrong. Turns out the queen gave birth to my baby, so the king kicked her out, probably why you've never 'eard of her. That was his first wife. Well, I was too young to be a papa so I pretended I never met her before, and I never seen her since. I've got a kid out there somewhere born of royalty probably." he shrugs and then takes a bite of his rabbit
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 11, 2016 1:10:10 GMT -8
He grins and says “You got a deal but just a second" He takes the boots of one of the dead men putting them on his feet and then placing the sword in his belt. Sitting back down he begins, "This is a little tale from my old job, So I served as a guard in the Stonelands and one day this overly pompous bastard visits the castle on some political reason and is staying awhile. This guy never treated me and my fellow gaurdsmen with respect so we decided to play a little prank it started off with us moving things around in his room while he was asleep he noticed and complained and we gave a story of a ghost after that he seemed a little scared but not enough for me and my lads then we started writing things in his room like leave this place and things like that, that scared the hell out of him but on the final night we all carried him out on his mattress into the snowy courtyard. We never saw that ass of a man at our castle again" Shitter busts out laughing, his belly shaking violently with every laugh. "Thass a goodin lad!" he strokes his beard, "Hmmm.... AH! I've got it. I'll tell ya about the time I fucked the queen, mind you this was about 40 years back, when she was still alive an' all, I ain't no grave robber! Not yet anyways!" he chuckles, "Anyways, I was a wee lad, squiring for some stick up the ass knight, ironically he died in battle by taking a spear up the ass." he laughs again, "But, this was before that unfortunate bit o' business. I was squiring for him and he was in a tourney, jousting i think it was. Well I was fixin' a dent in his breast plate when I see the queen walkin' by, guess she was tired her somethin' didn' wanna see the joust no more. So the good squire I am I go and fill up a cup o' wine and take it to her, I say "For you my lady" or somethin' along those lines and she tells me "you're a handsome young man aren't ya." I get excited because, well iss the queen, so things happen, as they do, and i ended up getting caught by the king. He tries to execute me, but apparantly I was so good in the sack, the queen pardoned me. Well I get banned from Stormend, and I think this whole things over right? Wrong. Turns out the queen gave birth to my baby, so the king kicked her out, probably why you've never 'eard of her. That was his first wife. Well, I was too young to be a papa so I pretended I never met her before, and I never seen her since. I've got a kid out there somewhere born of royalty probably." he shrugs and then takes a bite of his rabbit He laughs for a good moment then after a moment he asks “Any news of Holden, I'm heading there." He glances over at the corpses to see if they have coin purses.
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Post by DM on Jul 11, 2016 15:28:09 GMT -8
Shitter busts out laughing, his belly shaking violently with every laugh. "Thass a goodin lad!" he strokes his beard, "Hmmm.... AH! I've got it. I'll tell ya about the time I fucked the queen, mind you this was about 40 years back, when she was still alive an' all, I ain't no grave robber! Not yet anyways!" he chuckles, "Anyways, I was a wee lad, squiring for some stick up the ass knight, ironically he died in battle by taking a spear up the ass." he laughs again, "But, this was before that unfortunate bit o' business. I was squiring for him and he was in a tourney, jousting i think it was. Well I was fixin' a dent in his breast plate when I see the queen walkin' by, guess she was tired her somethin' didn' wanna see the joust no more. So the good squire I am I go and fill up a cup o' wine and take it to her, I say "For you my lady" or somethin' along those lines and she tells me "you're a handsome young man aren't ya." I get excited because, well iss the queen, so things happen, as they do, and i ended up getting caught by the king. He tries to execute me, but apparantly I was so good in the sack, the queen pardoned me. Well I get banned from Stormend, and I think this whole things over right? Wrong. Turns out the queen gave birth to my baby, so the king kicked her out, probably why you've never 'eard of her. That was his first wife. Well, I was too young to be a papa so I pretended I never met her before, and I never seen her since. I've got a kid out there somewhere born of royalty probably." he shrugs and then takes a bite of his rabbit He laughs for a good moment then after a moment he asks “Any news of Holden, I'm heading there." He glances over at the corpses to see if they have coin purses. He remembers the blue bearded bandit leader told him, 'Holden was just the beggining.' That didn't sit right with him. Shitter scratches his head and says, "I saw smoke earlier in the day comin' from that direction, musn't be good, I'd avoid that area if I was you."
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 11, 2016 15:46:35 GMT -8
He laughs for a good moment then after a moment he asks “Any news of Holden, I'm heading there." He glances over at the corpses to see if they have coin purses. He remembers the blue bearded bandit leader told him, 'Holden was just the beggining.' That didn't sit right with him. Shitter scratches his head and says, "I saw smoke earlier in the day comin' from that direction, musn't be good, I'd avoid that area if I was you." He nods and says "Suppose it's on to Reaper's March, thank you for the warning." He looks at the sky. He chuckles "You wouldn't happen to have a suit of plate armor and a maul would ya friend."
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Post by DM on Jul 11, 2016 16:04:03 GMT -8
He remembers the blue bearded bandit leader told him, 'Holden was just the beggining.' That didn't sit right with him. Shitter scratches his head and says, "I saw smoke earlier in the day comin' from that direction, musn't be good, I'd avoid that area if I was you." He nods and says "Suppose it's on to Reaper's March, thank you for the warning." He looks at the sky. He chuckles "You wouldn't happen to have a suit of plate armor and a maul would ya friend." He shakes his head, "Help yerself to any of these brigands' gear." he finishes the rabbit and snaps the bone, sucking out the marrow. "Say, yer headed to Reaper's March, no?" he clears his throat, "Maybe we can travel together? You seem like a good man, and you could probably use some help if yer headed into bandit country."
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Post by Argon Tuldon on Jul 11, 2016 16:30:57 GMT -8
He nods and says "Suppose it's on to Reaper's March, thank you for the warning." He looks at the sky. He chuckles "You wouldn't happen to have a suit of plate armor and a maul would ya friend." He shakes his head, "Help yerself to any of these brigands' gear." he finishes the rabbit and snaps the bone, sucking out the marrow. "Say, yer headed to Reaper's March, no?" he clears his throat, "Maybe we can travel together? You seem like a good man, and you could probably use some help if yer headed into bandit country." He nods "You're welcome to come along friend, by the way the name Argon." He looks to see what the bandits have while picking up the other axe.
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Post by DM on Jul 11, 2016 16:40:05 GMT -8
He shakes his head, "Help yerself to any of these brigands' gear." he finishes the rabbit and snaps the bone, sucking out the marrow. "Say, yer headed to Reaper's March, no?" he clears his throat, "Maybe we can travel together? You seem like a good man, and you could probably use some help if yer headed into bandit country." He nods "You're welcome to come along friend, by the way the name Argon." He looks to see what the bandits have while picking up the other axe. The bandits don't have much except for some gold, enough for some food maybe, their weapons and a rabbit skin, sewn into a canteen.
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